IT HAS BEEN AN ADVENTUROUS 24 DAYS, AND I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO HAVE SURVIVED. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF MY SUPPORTERS, AS WELL AS MY COMPETITORS FOR A JOB WELL DONE.
Slacking this weekend, sorry America. I'm losing willpower here. No one is really taking this seriously anymore. Every day more people are giving into the devil known as the razor. One month, that's all they were asked for. It's official, we can shave during Thankgiving break. That means i have about 9 days left. I'm gunna man up and finish, but it's not going to be easy. It's beginning to look like i might convert to Islam.
My beard is getting long.
Another classy day in the bearded work world. My spirits have picked up since yesterday after a relaxing night last night and a good amount of sleep. I'M BACK ON MY GAME!. I feel like I'm back on a roll, like Ulysses S. Grant tearing through the South (all thanks to his glorious beard), or like R-Wong tearing through a bag of honey braided twists. Shit is like coke for that kid. Approximately two weeks left, but I'm more worried about the now. I hope i don't have to finish this journey with two less men. (you know who you are). For everyone else, I leave you today with some words of wisdom from my man, Biggie Smalls, "Everything you get you got to work hard for it". Word Biggie~
A week in the bearded world has done nothing but good things for me. I feel more wholesome and in touch with myself and a sense of wisdom has come over me. Not to mention if i keep this up I'm guaranteed a spot on the next addition of Guess Who? I can see it now, "Is your person sexy?" "yes" .. "Does your person have a beard?" "yes" "OMG IT'S STEVIE FRANCHIZE". They are going to have to make more attractive bearded people in the game so its not too easy to single me out. Anyway, I'm having a good time doing this, and if all goes well, maybe you'll see a new blog for Manuary ;] I have confidence in saying that i may be one of the very few that actually survive this journey to the Mecca of beards, which will make my eternal salvation even greater. Keep up the support America.
By the beard of Zeus, damn I look good! I don't know what the other guys are bitching about, this shit is sick. Tonight is the first test, Friday night test driving the beard. If my beard doesn't lure people in, my pong skills will. I was given words of wisdom in a fortune cookie from a man with one of the most legendary beards in history, Confucius. Confucius says this guy is going to get shit done tonight, and look good doing it.
DC chillin~
Today I realized how few of people will actually finish this arduous task. As the plot of No Shave November thickens, so does my scruff. We have lost another (not so) brave soul, while many people have mentioned their lack of determination to go through with the adventure and thus; the group is lacking unity. I don't mind if I have to fly solo; I mean shit if Abraham Lincoln preserved the Union by himself with that luscious beard of his, I can persevere for a month. Don't worry America, this guy is not giving up any time soon.
Remember Scruff McGruff? Yeah that dog that put out fires and shit. People are going to start calling me that soon enough. Honestly, they should call Scruff McGruff to put me out because I am looking HOT (for now). It's been three days and Kevin has already bitched out and shaved. 1 down, plenty to go. My confidence is at an all time high since i lost the 12 year old boy status. I'm feeling good about this America, keep up the encouragement.
Daylight Savings Time has also affected my five o'clock shadow, coming in earlier than ever. I'm not worried since a lot of people are telling me i look like their little brother. Give me two weeks and i bet I'll look like their father. Can't wait for the real fun to begin.
Fresh and clean~