By the beard of Zeus, damn I look good! I don't know what the other guys are bitching about, this shit is sick. Tonight is the first test, Friday night test driving the beard. If my beard doesn't lure people in, my pong skills will. I was given words of wisdom in a fortune cookie from a man with one of the most legendary beards in history, Confucius. Confucius says this guy is going to get shit done tonight, and look good doing it.Tomorrow is one week! what whattttt
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i am definitely in love with you now that youre quoting anchorman.
ReplyDeleteConfucius also said he who fart in church sits in his own pew :)
ReplyDeleteConfucius also said he who goes to sleep with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger :)
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